As the title implies; there is always one. One what you ask? You know! Always one! One dumbass that doesn't play by the rules. One sucker that tries to play above the system, and when he is caught out, acts like it his "right" to defend his actions...Dude. Just don't even bother next time. If you try to beat the system, and get caught out,then just take the public scorning. Dont sit there in your fake ass New Era, with you Fake ass Air Forces, while frontin with the whole "Am I talking to you", I'm-a-gangster-from-the-hood-who-studies-auditing-bullshit. Just apologize and move on.

Anyway, Story goes like this:

Exam Supervisor: Okay, time is up...Put you pens downnnnnnn

Class: (Follows instructions accordingly; bar one fake ass)

Fake ass fronter: *continues to right....for 10 seconds*

Me: "Bro, put your pen down"

Fake ass fronter: "Bro, I'm finishing my last sentence" continues to right for another 20 seconds.

Me:"Dude, just put you pen down" (by this time 4 heads had turned around)

Fake ass fronter: "What? Am I talking to you?"

Me: *Shakes my head and looks away*

Fake ass fronter: *continues to right for 5 more seconds, looks up and says "Yea" In a drawn out voice, as if he had just completed a masterpiece of some kind. Dude, its not an achievement if everyone has done it first. Never knew stopping in an Auditing Test was so hard for some

What happens if you take auditing. Your Nose and Mouth end up on opposite sides of your head



Dude, I hope people like you fail. Not just in Auditing, but in Life. Go Front somewhere else. Can't believe they let retards, who cant even follow instructions and with little to no integrity, in to Auckland University. Rant over.

So on a lighter note; mid-semester tests are over, and i got away relatively unscratched. Few more assignments and its home free. Well for the semester anyway. Rounded off the night with a lazy dinner at Ollies' in Royal Oak. Apparently my parents went to Ollies' a few days prior to my birth. No Wonder it feels like home